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Ich Habe Heute Ananas Gegessen

Blockflöte Des Todes

Ich Habe Heute Ananas Gegessen

LabelHeart Of Berlin
VertriebUniversal
VÖ-Datum1.3.2013

Dass Matthias Schrei alias Blockflöte Des Todes beim Bundesvision Song Contest auftrat, nachdem er mit seinem Album Wenn Flöten Töten Könnten mit seiner Indie-Comedy auftauchte, hätte wohl kaum jemand erwartet. Die Boulevard-Presse war mit dessen Titel Alles Wird Teurer, in dem er über Fair-Trade-Koks sang, leicht überfordert. Seine neuen Anhänger hatte der Auftritt dagegen überaus erfreut. Schließlich besaßen sie nun einen weiteren klugen und witzigen Kopf in einer unterbesetzten Nische.

Und nun verbreitet er die Statusmeldung Ich Habe Ananas Gegessen. Dass diese eigentlich vor dem Hintergrund und der Schriftart des berühmten Reclam-Verlages platziert werden sollte, fanden die Vertreter der kleinen Büchlein nicht unterstützenswert und verwehrten Schrei das gewünschte Layout. Dann muss es halt der Warhol richten, so dass die Alternative nahezu adäquat ist. So und so muss die Blöckflöte Des Todes gewohnt humorig mit den erdachten und beobachteten Situationen in gesungener Manier umgehen. Sei es der Club der 27-jährigen (Klub Siebenundzwanzig), in denen er die Todesursachen der Stars aufzählt oder die Unerträglichkeit, nüchtern einer bestimmten weiblichen Person zuzuhören (Wenn Du Sprichst). Und auch wenn er sich eine gewisse Cathrin nicht schön saufen muss, tendieren seine Hormone klar zur Tuchfühlung ("Cathrin, wann willst du dich endlich für mich ausziehen? [...] Cathrin, ich interessier mich für Beischlaf mit dir.") Die Triebe übermannten ihn schließlich dann doch bei dem Anblick der Schwester seiner Freundin (Ich Habe Nur An Dich Gedacht) und stellt fest, dass dieser Seitensprung schließlich nur halb so schlimm sei, da dieser in der Familie bleibe. Humor liegt schließlich doch im Auge des Betrachters. Doch Schrei kann auch politisch, in dem er klarstellt Ich Habe Nie Die FDP Gewählt und sich mit den Ergüssen der ehemaligen Tagesschau-Sprecherin Eva Hermanns beschäftigt (Eva & Herman). Dass die Texte nicht durch einfaches Gitarrenspiel begleitet werden, verdankt er seiner Begleitband Schwule Katholische Jugend, die den Songs zu locker leichten Vorstellung verhelfen.

Das sind immerhin vierzehn Songs an der Zahl, die eine kleine Steigerung zum Debüt des Sängers aus Chemnitz (Karl-Marx-Stadt) bieten - in Musik und Texten. Und wer hätte gedacht, dass er sogar Worte zu einem romantischen Liebeslied findet? In diese Szenerie treibt ihn Diane Weigmann (Lemonbabies) in Zimmer In Berlin und versüßt dieses Duett zu glaubhaften zwei Minuten Liebesgeschichte. Ein kleines bisschen Romantik darf es doch sein.

 

Tracklist:
  1. Klub Siebenundzwanzig
  2. Ich Habe Nie FDP Gewählt
  3. Cathrin
  4. Eva & Herman
  5. Blöder Blauer Ball
  6. Bier Trinken, Pizza Essen Und In Transformers Gehen
  7. Ein Zimmer In Berlin
  8. Kein Guter Reim Auf Eigenheim
  9. Ich Habe Nur An Dich Gedacht
  10. Wenn Du Sprichst
  11. Ilka Ida
  12. Du Kotzt Mich An
  13. Es Ist Vorbei
  14. Titel 14
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